HISTORY OF OCTOBER: THE PUMPKIN SPICE SAGA
October the tenth month of the year in both the older Julian and more recent Gregorian calendar was the 8th month (Latin octo) in the old Roman calendar, but with the addition of January and February got bumped to #10. This month is significant in that, according to the modern Gregorian calendar, it is the first full month that enjoys Pumpkin Spice Latte, initially promoted by St. Starbucks. But it has not always been so, and therein lies the saga.
This concoction of caffeinated seasoned squash with super-heated supersaturated calcium lactose was originally socialized during the ancient part of this millennium, around 2003 when it was introduced as a seasonal beverage. Its formulation have not always been the same, however. Starting in 2015 real pumpkin ingredients were added, a novel concept, and some artificial flavors and colors were eliminated.
The first day of the year that this popular drink goes on sale has varied from year to year. This is related to, but dissimilar to what is called Christmas Creep. Christmas shopping and decorations used to go up the day after Thanksgiving, then it moved to immediately after Halloween, now you can find Christmas merchandise in Costco in September. Pumpkin Spice Latte (PSL), according to climate scientists, appears instead to suffer from PSL Drift.
Generally, it appears after Labor Day in September, but sometimes it does not show up on the menu and must be requested by name. This year, it went on sale at various times across the country on September 1 (officially Summer, if you think about it), sometimes there is early access on five days earlier for some customers, based on if they follow the magic account on Twitter (more later). Previous year’s early access had drifted as early as August 25, with general availability being September 2.
PSL Drift is wreaking havoc with the beginning and ending of Seasons. Drinks like Eggnog Latte and Peppermint Mocha were relatively well behaved, confining themselves to Winter. PSL, on the other hand, is a “crossover” beverage covering both Winter and Fall… “for a limited time only.” That’s two seasons! It’s becoming like DST (Daylight Saving Time) which now comprises most of the year. Its introduction each year has become the virtual harbinger of Fall, regardless of the astronomical and scientific importance of Autumnal Equinox in September or the changing of the Aspen leaves. And when we say Pumpkin Spice Latte, we do not literally mean milk, it also is available with Almondmilk. Now you can be kind to a cow.
With over 350 million sold (shades of McDonald’s, which itself recently brought back its McCafe Pumpkin Spice Latte) PSL has become a cult, like buying Apple products, and there is even an official Twitter account with 117 thousand followers: @TheRealPSL. It has its own hashtag #PSL. And let’s face it, when you’ve got your own hashtag, you’ve essentially made it. But that’s not all. There are now pumpkin spice ale, Listerine, ramen, liquor, M&Ms, Skittles, Peeps, Pringles, Crest, Oreos, candles, shampoo, butter, pretzel, and even spaghetti sauce. Analysts have noted a 49% increase in the number of pumpkin spice products sold online since last year.
Is nothing sacred?
Bill Petro, your friendly neighborhood historian