History of Earth Day

History of Earth Day HISTORY OF EARTH DAY

April 22 is called Earth Day because it both commemorates and celebrates the observance of the anniversary of our discovery of planet Earth. At this time, by all accounts, there is general agreement that Earth is far superior to the planet from which we came, as we shall recount below. Meanwhile, several companies on Earth celebrate it as a holiday, as mine does, or draw significant attention to it with feats of Interweb and mobile legerdemain.



Google and Earth Day

Google has gained ground going green, gathering gazillions of Google Workspace guests giddy with great gobs of gleefully garnered gigabytes of storage.

Apple and Earth Day

AppleAnd Apple’s alliterative Activity App on the Apple Watch adds an Achievement Award! If you do 30 minutes or more of outdoor activity on Earth Day, you’ll get this nifty badge to amaze your friends and impress your relatives. The activity can be a walk, run, cycle, wheelchair, swim, or digging in the garden as long as you do it for 1/48th of the day. Teleportation, despite relocation to a considerable distance, is considered cheating.


Stewardship of Earth

Recently, however, there has been increased concern regarding our displacement of the original aboriginal inhabitants of Earth, as is often the case with more “advanced” conquerors, which is how we like to think of ourselves.

The indigenous population, a kind of Eukaryota or, more specifically, Archaeplastida, is known in the vernacular as plants. You cannot have missed the increased coverage in the media on all things “green.” Of course, the Irish were the first to capitalize on this theme, but now everyone seems to have jumped on the bandwagon, with everything from green vehicles to green computing.


Extinction and Earth Day

Increased recognition of this under-represented previous population of our planet, sometimes persecuted almost to the point of extinction — when was the last time you saw a chocolate bush? — has brought more considerable attention to rampant plantocide;¬†witness, for example, that in Kansas whole fields of corn continue to be slaughtered.


Plantophilia and Earth Day

Hence, this year we pay particular attention paid to underprivileged plants, with the motto:

“Take A Plant To Lunch…But Don’t Eat It.”

Instead, responsible humans might consider an alternative. One could choose instead to eat animals, which already have the good sense to be made of meat. And they are higher in protein, like chocolate, one of the other four food groups. Let’s put botanophobia behind us.



Respect on Earth Day

So, in celebration, let’s respect our plant brethren. They’re often at least as intelligent as many people you know; have you ever noticed how a sunflower tracks the movement of the sun? Think about it, Van Gogh did.


They’re also quiet and, while generally are not good conversationalists, are better behaved than many human children.

Of course, this is with the exception of fungi, the so-called “trailer trash” of the plant kingdom. They have been disowned for phylogenic reasons, not to mention them being “photosynthetically challenged.” Some of these heterotrophic mushrooms¬†have, through remedial education, found a home in breweries and Italian cuisine.

Nevertheless, plants, as you’ll recall, are one of the reasons we came to Earth. Let’s not forget the other reasons:

  • Location: it’s right here. Look just below your feet.
  • Memorable: it’s shaped like the AT&T logo.
  • Spherical: which makes it convenient for those ’round-the-world trips and has a much more pleasing shape than from where we came. Have you ever wondered why we called the previous generation “squares?” Coincidence?
  • Great restaurants: and great atmosphere, unlike, for example, the Moon, which has great restaurants but no atmosphere.
  • Oxygen-Nitrogen atmosphere: this is so crucial for those of us who breathe and better than methane in so many ways.
  • Gravity: which is set at a convenient “one-g,” quite handy for keeping everything in its place. It’s why we say someone is “down to Earth.”
  • Neighbors: in this part of the galaxy, usually far enough away that they don’t bother us much, and those who do are generally more intelligent than average, needing to understand things like calculus, tachyons, and superluminal FTL dynamics for hyperspatial physics.

The HeavensI don’t know about you, but I’m planning on spending the rest of my life right here on Earth. I have other plans after that.


Bill Petro, your friendly neighborhood Earthling

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Bill Petro is a technology sales enablement executive with extensive experience in Cloud Computing, Automation, Data Center, Information Storage, Big Data/Analytics, Mobile, and Social technologies.


  1. Austin Brummer on April 20, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    Well said.

  2. Meg Brummer on April 21, 2012 at 8:40 pm

    So much for the prime directive….

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